Fine Purveyors of Funk Jelly:
If you got that Jelly,
Put it in your Soul.
An original and groovy smattering of FUNKY, PSYCHEDELIC, BLUES, REGGAE, and ROCK
In 2013, Dre, Rev, Cool Raines & Dish started a brand new foundry in Austin, Texas.
Prometheus Tree began working in its low-tech lab on a photosynthetic concoction that they have branded as “FUNK JELLY”.
The foursome has scoured the earth; collecting ingredients they feel will enhance the final product. The formula is constantly being tweaked.
However, in the interest of full-disclosure and due to the simplicity of reverse engineering, the ingredients will be listed as follows, in no particular order: non genetically-modified ROCK, organically grown REGGAE, derivatives of JAZZ, hand-harvested FUNK, small-batch BLUES, heirloom DOOM and a constantly revolving variety of other ingredients which are progressively blended together with a gluten-free, groovy glaze of PSYCHEDELIA.
Funk Jelly will LUBRICATE your mind, limbs and relax your body while increasing serotonin levels in the brain. Side effects may include: involuntary locomotion, head-bobbing and the urge to say things like “maaaaan.” Look for Prometheus Tree’s Funk Jelly online, or for greatest effect please view a live demonstration, maaaaan.